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In a shocking development both Vice President candidates decided to set old school politics to the side for a good old fashion dance off. Much to my surprise Sen. Joe Biden does one heck of a “robot.” Sarah Palin responded with “the running man” followed by an Alaskan favorite “the FROZEN sprinkler,” but the response was just not enough to beat the crowd’s response to Biden. Palin then vowed to shoot the next moose she sees with an Obama sign.

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What the duck

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Negotiations are all about controlling things, being in the driver’s seat.  You make one tiny mistake, and you’re dead.  And I made one tiny mistake.  I wore women’s clothes.

-Michael

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Abandon all yee hope English majors!  Today is International Talk like a Pirate Day.  Aye its true.   So strap on the peg leg, dust off ye eye patch, and raise y’r banner!

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Name:               If they where a Palin:

Michael David….Trough Gutted Palin
Diana Sue……….Wesson Scalper Palin
Steven Jay……….Pie Gallon Palin

And if Sarah Palin was born to someone who named kids like she does:

Sarah Louise……Mullet Troll Palin

Maybe they just throw darts at a dictionary or something?  Her kids have crazy names, and trust me I have nothing wrong with names that are away from the norm, but Track? Trig? Bristol? Willow? Piper?  I would give Track 5 bucks to change his name to Barack.  On a more serious note I hope Track stays safe during his deployment to Iraq.

Check out your Palin name

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Scott Adams

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I don’t think I could ever stab anyone…  I’m really bad with a capri sun…

-David Tosh

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Ever since 9/11, I have had so much respect for firemen and police and…um, just, like, tough guys.  Applause for them!

-Michael

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Jim sent me a link to his new hat:

But in all honesty…  Why let a friend buy a hat that supports dirty politicing, because we all know B runs a clean campaign.  So I designed this new hat for my friend.  He might have to go to Barack’s Website to learn how to tie it though…

Even still, I am not content with the options I have at all, so who am I to only pick on Obombya, so lets have a little fun with McCan’t. At first I started out with a flatlining EKG… But I decided that just wasn’t fair. The man survived Vietnam, and cancer twice. He’s a fighter, he deserves better. So I scoured the interwebs till I found this beaut.

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